Very short stories with self evident morals for dummies #1…

Jane:
One day while walking down the street Jane decided to cross the street both out of the crosswalk and against the light.
Jane was hit by a logging truck and killed instantly and she was also smashed to crap.

Very short stories with self evident morals for dummies #2…

Morris:
“Get out of the tree, Morris!” Mom yelled. “You could fall and break your neck!”
Morris fell and broke his neck…